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The Slop PoliceVibe Crimes Directorate
Form VC-1Report of suspected vibe coding

Seen a vibe coded site? Report it.

Give us the address. Officers inspect the page, list every tool they can identify, and issue a crime report you can share.

Your name is not recorded. Complainants stay anonymous under the Whistleblowing (Vibes) Act, which we made up.

Leaderboard of slop

The worst offenders on file, ranked by how vibe coded they look.

Reported pages ranked by Vibe Index, worst first
RankPageClassificationVibe Index
1edity-v2.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.devCategory B slop43/100
2feastmatch-draft.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.devCategory B slop35/100
3bwest-coin.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.devCategory C slop26/100
4brandwest-work-98.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.devNo further action15/100
5vesperine-midwinter.weathered-base-d9dc.workers.devNo further action11/100

See all 5 reports